I went to paris.
again
i like paris.
It wasnt all that fun this time though.
I was stood outside monoprix which yes may be near a red light district but this is no excuse, it may have been dark,i may have been smoking a pink yes pink vannilla flavoured pink elephant ciggarette which are my enw obsession wow i love those things.....and i may have been wearing jeans heeled boots a possibly lower than acceptable cut top and possibly a leather jacket and excessive black make up. it was halloween, even though i know full well i always dress liek this, but in my country its just me considered been a... hmm a worldwide phrase...punk? i dunno i dont call myself a punk im just around that genre even though i dont like stereotypes, wow gettin it all in today arent we? anyWHOO..some americain couple decided to walk,gaupe,and talk about me as they walked by, they laughed and he sed to his girlfriend, yeahh you can tell i mean look the black eyemake up all dolled up there everywhere.
i knew from this exactly what he meant
he however is very dim as he thought i was french , oui i do look a tad on the french side, well i dont i just really dont look like a tourist.
he is also very dim for not knowing that most french people speak english
he is also very very dim for thinking me of all people would not say something back.
i sure as hell said something back
i said something along the lines of 'excuse me im english i can understand everything you are saying and just to clafiry i am not a hooker i may look like a hooker stood her but im my counrty this would just be a woman having a cig and she may be of the 'grunge' look, i therefore am not a hooker i do not need to be a hooker the person i am visiting work over there at the moulin rouge, he earns a wealthy amount i do no need to be a hooker, next time dont assume, dont speak so fucking loud, and dont make it so obvious your talking about someone cos if i wasnt smoking right now i would have knocked you the fuck out.
:] that last bit may have been put slightly nicer but he knew what i was going for.
i wasnt ammused as you can tell.
i may have also have one too many tequilla sunrises and jaegerbombs by this point but i was just having a cig.
he thought i was a hooker.

ahh wellll
and while all this was going on my boyfriend was geting a ban from our favrioute club and nearly gettin arrested.
im a nice person honest i just dont take shit and about my boyfriend some guy puked in his kitchen so he knocked him the fuck out. fair play.
Well hope you enjoyed reading this marvellously long script im really bored, i dont really speak in this whole 'therefor, i may this i may that' lingo i just thought it sounded posh and fitted quite well
spiffy!
pip pip cheerio
Peace.